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a-dinosaurs-left-kneecap:

all-hail-mono-onion:

one-depresso-espresso:

obama-is-my-father:

all-hail-mono-onion:

screeching-killjoy:

accidentallyjoinedtheblackparade:

tacobelltylerr:

chickin-nungget:

all-hail-mono-onion:

moonypadfootprongs-themarauders:

moonypadfootprongs-themarauders:

all-hail-mono-onion:

moonypadfootprongs-themarauders:

all-hail-mono-onion:

moonypadfootprongs-themarauders:

all-hail-mono-onion:

moonypadfootprongs-themarauders:

all-hail-mono-onion:

moonypadfootprongs-themarauders:

all-hail-mono-onion:

all-hail-mono-onion:

i don’t need a college degree to be a clothing hanger

@moonypadfootprongs-themarauders

Jared can you read number 23 for the class?

No I cannot

What up, I’m Jared, I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

i r i d o c i c l i t i s

“sorry that is incorrect”

aDaM

WHAT THE FUCK???? RICHARD????

There’s only one thing worse than a rapist

BOOM

A child

nO

“how did you take down captain america”

“i shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate… and he’s an idiot”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN

I can’t swim

can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle

Hi thanks for checking in, I’m a still a price of

Garbage

shit i just realised my phone autocorrected that to price instead of piece

i’m washin me AND my clothes

hey do you have any ice?

no we just have these freezable fruit shapes.

why?

just because

-and they were roommates.

oh my god, they were roommates-

Dear diary,

Today I couldn’t find my diary, so I’m writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 dvds

WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY, WE’RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS!!!

*snorts coke*

back at it again at krispy kreme

I have 69p you know what that means?

I dont have enough money for chicken nuggets

Watch out children that’s alota sodium

you better watch out you better watch out you better watch out you better watch out YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

Hey do you have any shaving cream?

No i dont like the way it tastes.

You… Eat shaving cream?

Why would i eat shaving cream if i don’t like the way it tastes???

Hey Duck!

You’re no good Duck! 

You’ll never be shit! 

You’re just like ya Father!

Jan 02, 2019

vampireapologist:

dbundles42:

vampireapologist:

i’m never allowed to act shocked about anything. my brand is being the bringer of shocking information and wild escapades. if anything anyone ever says shocks me i have to take it in absolute stride and act like the news is just par for the course for me. no matter what the stakes, how upped the ante. just another wednesday evening over here for mallaidh anne.

…it’s Monday.

that’s not suprising

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Jan 02, 2019
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a-dinosaurs-left-kneecap:

lordcheesy:

intjint:

crystallizednebula:

intjint:

crystallizednebula:

intjint:

crystallizednebula:

magnumpicactus:

complete-trash-and-despair:

magnumpicactus:

complete-trash-and-despair:

magnumpicactus:

dragunsrcool:

magnumpicactus:

rem-doesnt-sleep:

magnumpicactus:

dogthatlookshigh:

magnumpicactus:

platypus-protection-syndicate:

magnumpicactus:

flakycwoissant:

magnumpicactus:

kraetys:

magnumpicactus:

kraetys:

internet-explorer-official:

itssarcatsm:

omgbrekkerkaz:

girlnovels:

albarnesauthor:

lileyreyes:

little-euro-girl:

distance-does-not-matter:

scholarlypidgeot:

residinginpurgatory:

extraordinary-arbiter-bluebird:

saadoesthecatholic:

lawfulgoodness:

RIGHTEOUSNESS AND JUSTICE

me. still being catholic.

the superpower of setting conflict. aw yeah B) also, I happen to be a bird but that’s not really important

I’m… dead.

Apparently I’m smart. And I can fly.

Distance doesn’t matter to me, so… teleporting? Flying? Idk

Uhhh. Maybe I can shrink, like Ant-Man? Idk

That’s my name… I have no powers. I am weak.

I am the Author, Creater and Destroyer of Worlds!! I control the very fate of existence!!! 😈😏

Girl who can novel extensively and deeply about anything and everything apparently.

um… being perfect i suppose???

you will bow before my sarcastic werecat powers

Um…

So no powers for the poor browser above me

Answer the question!!

I can create giant spikes I guess? I don’t know, a Super Private Investigator and my weapon is a giant magnifying glass and my out fit has cactus print all over it 😂😂 fucking ugly wth

The ability to make any lie believable if latin stems are to be believed

interesting. I wish I had a power

Captain cactu you have the powers of a cactus what do you mean?? I have the powers to turn anyone I want into a flaky fucking croissant that I can then add to my bakery and sell 😈

that’s so fuckin horrible Cochise 😩

what powers does a cactus have? I can go a long period of time without water and grow spikes and flowers? Dumb.

Does no one remember what the PI stands for? :(

I protect weird animals.

GOOD POWER

I’m a dog who’s really good at growing weed

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Never needing sleep

I wish

Breathing

Elaborate???

I suppose….i get to ‘complete’ trash and despair of people?? Just maximize them??

What does this meeeean

Idk either

Nice 😩👏🏽👅💦

…..Anyways I think I would have gravity based powers. Or something.

Intellectual Jizz Cunt

You ruin literally everything

My nickname, Int = intellectual, until I think of a better word

Jint = a combination of ‘jizz’ and ‘cunt’ according to Urban Dictionary

I hate it

That’s the way I like it

A cheese based monarch?

I RIDE DINOSAUR

I guess I can breathe underwater??? And am a telepath???

(Source: zeekayart)

Jan 02, 2019

daffodils-loverrs:

so my best friend and I were joking around and were like: what if students at Hogwarts had a youtube channel?

and then things went downhill.

  • What I Eat In A Day At Hogwarts | Neville Longbottom
  • Triwizard Tournament Haul // Cho Chang
  • weird things brothers fight about | the twins
  • Book Recommendations #43 | Hermione Granger
  • types of people at the yule ball | parvati patil
  • Hogwarts Houses Stereotypes | Luna Lovegood w/ Ginny Weasley
  • DEALING WITH HATERS | #AskDraco
  • never have i ever | Hufflepuff Edition
  • 10 Things Only Prefects Understand | Percy Weasley
  • Reading Weird Muggle Stories || Ron Weasley
  • Witch Talk | Feminism, Sexism & Objectification | Hermione Granger w/ Luna Lovegood & Ginny Weasley
  • PUBLIC FLYING PRANK | the twins
  • spells against humanity || blaise zabini
  • How To Speak Fluent Sarcasm | Ginny Weasley
  • MY CRAZY BODY TRANSFORMATION || Remus Lupin
  • Common Room Tour | The Ravenclaws
  • I ONCE STOLE MY DAD’S CAR || Ron Weasley
  • THE BOYFRIEND TAG | Dean Thomas w/ Seamus Finnigan
  • Teachers Impressions in 5 minutes! | Ginny Weasley
  • Guess The Magical Creature // Luna Lovegood
  • how well do we know each other? - Harry James Potter ft. Ron Weasley
  • Daily Quidditch Workout | Oliver Wood
  • battle scars cover // Harry James Potter
  • I GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY A GRYFFINDOR? #AskDraco
  • Last Minute DIY Christmas Jumpers | Molly Weasley
  • New Bathroom Accessories | Moaning Myrtle
  • What’s In My Case | Newt Scamander
  • Going Through My Old Diary | The Dark Lord

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Jan 02, 2019
theshitpostcalligrapher: “october-freakin-gale: “ sarahnityofthemind: “ softlytea: “ sandwich130: “ lettering-is-my-music: “ blue-rand: “ artistic-nipple: “ theshitpostcalligrapher: “ theartsykelligrapher: “ caliginous-is-confused: “...

theshitpostcalligrapher:

october-freakin-gale:

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theshitpostcalligrapher:

theartsykelligrapher:

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theshitpostcalligrapher:

katerinehathshblack:

blue-rand:

geekycalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

req’d by @cronusamporaofficial

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING 

me

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HAVE A MESSY GALLILEO

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first tim trying to do calligraphy on my drawing tablet

KEEP IT GOING FOLKS

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I messed up a little but ehhh?

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i screwed up the first two lines and then decided to do it purposefully for the next four heck yeah !! thanks @theshitpostcalligrapher for motivating me to write one more thing even though i’d already put away my calligraphy stuff for today

heckya fuckin amazing

also for those wondering, the original post was a typo on purpose bc it was a roast directed at a friend

NEXT LINE PLS

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I feel almost ashamed adding my shitty fake calligraphy but I got a fountain pen for Christmas and I have been itching to use it

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I feel like I spat on every arabic calligraphy booklet I had completed growing up bc I forgot how to do write Allah properly and tried to draw it and it didn’t work

(I forgot the no :0 )

@theshitpostcalligrapher

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:D new part!

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@theshitpostcalligrapher I tried my best

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@theshitpostcalligrapher 

Adding the next! @theshitpostcalligrapher

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@theshitpostcalligrapher is this okay I’m very shy

EXCELLENT INTERIM MY DUDE

Jan 02, 2019

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